With temperatures in the mid-to-upper 70s on Friday and nothing but sun, the day has arrived. It is the day girls look stop-in-your tracks amazing for the first time since the autumnal equinox. Some would argue it was last Saturday, but I would argue it has to be during the week. It is always a little better when girls are wearing their spring/summer professional attire. Maybe that's a personal preference, but in any case Friday is the start of that new kind of normal guys absolutely love. And just think, Friday kicks-off what is supposed to be a very warm weekend. You know what that means fellas - chicks laying out.
For guys, the day hits them like a freight train. They can't stop staring, their head is practically spinning, and they say to themselves, "where have all these hotties been for the last six months? They look incredible." The truth is they have been there the whole time, but jeans and a heavy sweater don't say super hot like a sundress or a skirt. It's a fact girls look better when it's warmer. Google it.
As for the girls, they know what's up. They have every guys attention showing-off their great stems in their skirts and dresses. Just to add to the madness they wear a tight shirt showing off some serious skin. In the end, it's all deadly.
So for you guys reading this, wear sunglasses on Friday so you can get some stares in while trying to avoid being completely creepy And for you ladies reading this, make sure you look extra good on Friday because the guys will be paying attention.
As for me, I'm leaving work at 4:30pm and headed to the Georgetown Waterfront to get a front row seat. Book it! See you there!
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